Can mastubation really cause hearing loss?


hearing loss
clanorman asked:


We all know of that little trick where you mouth words and tell them you were saying masturbation causes hearing loss, but ive noticed after, well you get it, I honestly cannot hear well at all.

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13 Responses to “Can mastubation really cause hearing loss?”

  1. Stan Says:

    Ridiculous.

  2. melkaylo Says:

    What????? I can’t hear you.

  3. necole Says:

    heck no!! if that was the case there would be a lot of deaf people.

  4. xquizite_pink Says:

    lol what?
    masturbation is completely natural… its a part of human nature
    nothing goes wrong when u masterbate..
    thats like saying if u have sex u loose ur hearing…
    does that make sense to u?
    cuz really wahts masterbation? its sex with ur hand

  5. MeInThisWorld Says:

    it’s ana urban myth-you mahy temprorarily have sensory changes

  6. Jer Says:

    Nope. That’s a myth. If anything, masturbation should INCREASE hearing because you’re listening for any unwanted interruptions. :)

  7. Joel C Says:

    Huh? Never heard that. If it did the world would be full of deaf men.

  8. crapwonk Says:

    only if your ears fill up - very messy.

  9. Hanna says WOOT Says:

    ??? That’s a ridiculous thing to say…

    Permanent hearing loss, absolutely not. Masturbation has NO effects other than relaxing you and letting you sleep better.

    If you’re not hearing so well directly afterwards, just for a few minutes, then maybe there’s a change in blood flow to your head (like when you stand up really fast after sitting for awhile), or… oh. I bet you’re high on hormones and your nerves are buzzing and confused (that’s what makes sexual activities feel good, after all. You get high on your own hormones). Don’t worry about it at all. It’s fine.

  10. robgently Says:

    It’s the power of suggestion.

    And no.

  11. Andrew Says:

    Dude i masterabte at times and i have very sharp hearing if it did mess up with your hearing then like everyone in the world would be deaf ok. So now you know.

  12. scorpiochick666 Says:

    No! Its totally impossible, its all a TOTAL myth, its all super stupid.

  13. edl guitarist Says:

    only if u come in ur ear and dont clean it i guess thats the only way

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