Can mastubation really cause hearing loss?
clanorman asked:
We all know of that little trick where you mouth words and tell them you were saying masturbation causes hearing loss, but ive noticed after, well you get it, I honestly cannot hear well at all.
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We all know of that little trick where you mouth words and tell them you were saying masturbation causes hearing loss, but ive noticed after, well you get it, I honestly cannot hear well at all.

January 29th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Ridiculous.
January 30th, 2009 at 4:40 am
What????? I can’t hear you.
February 1st, 2009 at 5:36 am
heck no!! if that was the case there would be a lot of deaf people.
February 1st, 2009 at 6:35 pm
lol what?
masturbation is completely natural… its a part of human nature
nothing goes wrong when u masterbate..
thats like saying if u have sex u loose ur hearing…
does that make sense to u?
cuz really wahts masterbation? its sex with ur hand
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 am
it’s ana urban myth-you mahy temprorarily have sensory changes
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:39 am
Nope. That’s a myth. If anything, masturbation should INCREASE hearing because you’re listening for any unwanted interruptions.
February 4th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Huh? Never heard that. If it did the world would be full of deaf men.
February 5th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
only if your ears fill up - very messy.
February 6th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
??? That’s a ridiculous thing to say…
Permanent hearing loss, absolutely not. Masturbation has NO effects other than relaxing you and letting you sleep better.
If you’re not hearing so well directly afterwards, just for a few minutes, then maybe there’s a change in blood flow to your head (like when you stand up really fast after sitting for awhile), or… oh. I bet you’re high on hormones and your nerves are buzzing and confused (that’s what makes sexual activities feel good, after all. You get high on your own hormones). Don’t worry about it at all. It’s fine.
February 7th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
It’s the power of suggestion.
And no.
February 8th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Dude i masterabte at times and i have very sharp hearing if it did mess up with your hearing then like everyone in the world would be deaf ok. So now you know.
February 12th, 2009 at 9:49 am
No! Its totally impossible, its all a TOTAL myth, its all super stupid.
February 16th, 2009 at 7:00 am
only if u come in ur ear and dont clean it i guess thats the only way