Old Earth Evolutionists: If the world is so old, then how come it doesn’t need a hearing aid?
turtles all the way down asked:
Astronauts have been to space and looked at the world and not one of them has spotted a giant hearing aid. Earth’s hair has also not turned white. Doesn’t this prove that the world is not as old as the OEEs say it is?
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Astronauts have been to space and looked at the world and not one of them has spotted a giant hearing aid. Earth’s hair has also not turned white. Doesn’t this prove that the world is not as old as the OEEs say it is?
July 16th, 2009 at 5:58 am
“I don’t see any god up here” - Yuri Gagarin, first man in space
July 18th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Has anyone located the giant ear yet? That would be MY first question…
July 20th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Those greedy liberal “scientists” are trying to screw us again!
July 22nd, 2009 at 5:54 am
What the hell are you on?
July 25th, 2009 at 6:06 am
It doesn’t have ears…or hair. It’s a PLANET.
Next time…as a valid question?
July 26th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
have you been reading a brief history of time??
July 27th, 2009 at 6:09 am
You need new material.
July 28th, 2009 at 9:08 am
They’ve not spotted training wheels or diapers either.
July 31st, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Gaia is a Titan, the precursors of the Greek Gods. Apparently she can still be a hottie after all these years.
August 3rd, 2009 at 6:09 am
But there still is alot of blue, maybe the earth is coloring it’s hair.
August 6th, 2009 at 7:09 am
hahaha i like this question
August 9th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Are you asking this as a serious question? I’ll answer it anyway… If the earth doesn’t have ears why would it need hearing aids?
August 10th, 2009 at 12:03 am
XD
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Thanks so much for giving me my first real laugh of the day!
August 12th, 2009 at 4:24 am
Ahh, but you forget: Earthquakes are clearly a sign of arthritis
August 15th, 2009 at 6:22 am
Huh? Sorry I can’t hear you.
August 18th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
It hasn’t retired, bought a Lincoln Town Car, and moved to Florida yet either.
Boom, OEE’s!! You just got owned!!
August 20th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Rawdle Rawdle Rawdle
August 21st, 2009 at 8:13 am
The world chooses to age gracefully, and like any lady, never reveals her true age.
August 21st, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I hear Mr Earth has a walking stick though.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:57 am
Are you sure this is for “Old Earth Evolutionists” and not “Old-School Geotheists?”
>>not one of them has spotted a giant hearing aid
Well what do you think the moon is?
August 27th, 2009 at 1:47 am
Miracle Ear
hard to spot.
August 28th, 2009 at 7:48 am
What are you? A second grade?
August 30th, 2009 at 7:20 am
yeah sorry that’s my fold i build my house around it
September 1st, 2009 at 3:56 pm
It is because the world has great genetics.
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:39 am
Easy, we’ve all killed earth’s ears with our whining and complaining so it no longer needs a hearing aid. Actually, its ears fell off and are now what we call modern day Mars and Mercury.
Clearly this is a sarcastic question that many don’t seem to get.
September 4th, 2009 at 3:27 am
maybe because the earth is psychic.
why else do you think it rains EVERY TIME you forget your umbrella?
September 6th, 2009 at 2:21 am
because the earth does not have ears.
September 7th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
They will never find the answer until it’s time.
September 11th, 2009 at 2:06 am
Hahahahahaha
September 12th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
what did you say? the earth stole my reading glasses.
September 15th, 2009 at 7:53 am
Cochlear implants. The question is, where have they been implanted?
It is one of the great mysteries of the science of evolution